For reference, my so-called competitors are:
Now I've linked to them and helped perpetuate their dominance :-(
Amusingly, when I do the google search the side-bar ads come up with:
Great deals on Stoat
Browse a huge selection now!
Are people really looking for great deals on stoat? There turn out to be quite a few stoat-related items on sale. Perhaps you're interested in TAXIDERMY..STOAT IN GLASS CASE..LOVELY ITEM. Or perhaps not.
Ahem. Thats enough stoat-related nonsense for today. Later... the return of the science. I promisxe.