I'm in NZ, Dunedin. And it turns out they do have internet here. To prove it, here are some pics of the flight over.
Heathrow to LA was good: we had a long slow sunset as we headed north, sunrise as we went due W, then sunset again into LA. Its a shame they don't have a better quality "photography" window in the back somewhere. We got to see greenland (briefly; the W side; the E side was in cloud) and sea ice over Hudson bay (see pix: this is the firt sea ice I've ever seen in real life; its from 11,000 m) and the vast expanses of frozen Canada. LA to Dunedin is 12+ hours; I managed to sleep much of it thankfully.
Trivia: on the flight into LA, we had all-plastic cutlery. Out of LA, we got metal forks and spoons.